Dustin Ackley, Justin Smoak when he was bad, Jesus Montero-it was a factory that turned talent and promise into mediocrity. Oh I’ve taken plenty of trips to Safeco-always from the light rail starting in Tukwila parking near the stadium is a goddamn nightmare-and I’ve partaken in plenty of godawful baseball. Surprise motherfuckers! I know all about you guys! On the other hand, I lived in Washington for 17 years. “54%” and ownership’s refusal to spend during an obvious competitive window? Your own players are doing that. On one hand, it’s hard to roast this time. We encourage you to read through the roasts before making your own as well as vote for the roasts you like the most.Ĭlick this link to see previous Roast threads. These threads will be sorted in contest mode.Any content that breaks the rules will be removed and the poster may be subject to further consequence - including a ban. The rules of reddit and r/baseball still apply to this post.

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